Mary💜

A 6’7 giga chad from the plant “the moon”

This wonderful creatures favorite things include your mom and eating doors (cooked medium rare) the mary💜 hates paying taxes and red cars driven by people who like zebras

Mary💜 is your mom idk man im high as fuck rn when we going to buy feet pics

by Dtbgrbgrbrgbrghyrngrbr June 18, 2022

Julia Mari

God' favorite, everything is in favor and given even without asking.

I love what I got today, I'm surely Julia Mari

by pseudonymarificationesslesslyf March 20, 2024

Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife

Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.

by MaryTodd November 18, 2012

Shaila Marie

1 A bad ass chick with a great loving heart. 2 Her eyes work as well as medusa, only you will fall in love and you cant escape. 3 She has a personality that is one of a kind. 4 Lie to her at all and you loose all trust. 5 Lover of nature. 6 She isn't afraid to get down and dirty with the wolves.

person 1: Who is that?

person 2: That's Shaila Marie.

person 1: Do you think i have a chance with her?

person 2: Hell nah. She for the Gods!

by SKGoddess January 18, 2023

Marie Oconner 17

A german readhead who’s inlove with luke

A german readhead who’s inlove with luke named Marie Oconner 17 came to my house yesterday

by 1738_bff March 26, 2022

Bloody Mary

When you fuck a girl on her period and pull out, then slap her with your dick three times while screaming "Bloody Mary".

Steve didn't believe the Bloody Mary urban legend until he tried it on his girlfriend who went crazy and killed him. Whilst looking like the Bloody Mary who appears in the mirror.

by Skipjack Monahue August 2, 2016

lydia marie miller girl

loves my pussy lots and she also can be one. doesn't shut the fuck up about avatar, is sexy af, she will bite you and give you sleep paralysis. she is silly and unique and often has a bad knee. she is on the spectrum but she is good at being autistic. lydia is one of a kind and she is such a rascal

i need to find a vampire, i need lydia marie miller girl

by cummygummy November 26, 2022