If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Not that I'm not flattered...

When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.

Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma on the wall

Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME!I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power

Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025

I'm Afraid of Losing my Channel

Literally every Destiny says in relationship to ME is a manifestation of THAT EXACT THOUGHT.

Hym "Because when I suceed ALL OF THE IMPOSTERS LOSE EVERYTHING. No more interviews with Jordan Peterson. No more sycophants hanging on your every word. No more authority on any topic. Gone. And the people stupid enough to side against me are gone with them. 'I'm AfRaId Of LoSiNg My ChAnNeL!' You are going to lose your freedom if I'm right about your wife. Which (based on your obsession with me) I am."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

I'm a(n) _____

you get to fill in the blank with your purpose of life. What makes you tick?

I'm a(n) _____. (creative)

by AIDAS OALA October 2, 2019

I'M FINE

The name of a song by an ACTUATIAL SONGWRITER BMI ALAWANA that is right A ON the money.

Who wouldn't be I'M FINE in KEY LARGO FLORIDA with lyric saying 'a girl on my left a girl on my right that is what is happening at this time ' , "I'M FINE".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 18, 2021