Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

Facebook Fire by Dey-ron June 21, 2014

Facebook Fucko 

1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.

2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.

3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.

That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.

Facebook Fucko by Sic Semper Tyrranus August 15, 2014

Facebook Fingers

Working those facebook fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook

Facebook Fingers by Facebook Fingers March 2, 2015

Facebook War 

When Facebook friends share humorous, insulting, and distasteful post on one another’s Facebook wall, resulting in the more intelligent as the victor.

Tom’s post was brilliant! Clearly, Kim should have known better than to have started a Facebook War with him.

Facebook War by MeKillaKeeNe March 18, 2015

Facebook Itch 

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.

David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".

Facebook Itch by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015

Facebook Purgatory 

When you receive a friend request that you do not want to accept nor deny so they just stay in your friend request notification tab.

My mom is trying to add me on Facebook but I'm just leaving her in Facebook purgatory.

Facebook Purgatory by Mr.McGibbletts August 10, 2016

Facebook Nice 

The process or action of posting of nice comments on Facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an asshole to your Facebook friends. When in fact you couldn't care less.

Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .

Facebook Nice by BMFESQ August 3, 2017