Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

northern driver

One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.

"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"

"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."

"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."

"Asshole."

by The silent giant June 8, 2014

madrid drive by

Fucking many Spanish chicks in the span of 5 hours.

Man I did a Madrid drive by last night.

by Submarine crew August 7, 2014

blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....

During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house

by Plumbcrazy420 July 24, 2015

designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

Suicide Drive

An excursion to a dangerous place/ far away from your current destination with or without a friend.

"Hey bran, want to go for a suicide drive?"

by shahmenman September 21, 2016

head delivery

Performing oral sex to the male organ, releasing the head of built up sperm.

Man, I got some awesome head delivery the other night...she released the sperm whales right out of me!

by KittyTickler September 3, 2016