When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
by nohandle88 April 20, 2023
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017
A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
Insert blinky gif:
Removed it before someone gets (whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights) -Execut 2022
Removed it before someone gets (whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights) -Execut 2022
by Niklas? August 15, 2022
by AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH February 17, 2021
You aint a Call-of-dutian!
by Miss*_*b88 June 14, 2011
by Joint Tin November 4, 2021