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Banana Mush 

The act of taking a banana in a sauna, unpeeling it, mashing and smearing it into the hairy sweaty back of a gross man, up and down. And proceeding to lick it off, or scrape it off with your teeth, and swallowing. And repeat several times.
"Would you rather do Banana Mush or jump off a cliff?" "Jump off a cliff!"
Banana Mush by ewinJEEZY May 25, 2009
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Roosheh Bananahammock

One who, despite their lack of protein and too much sugar, they like to play dirty mind games (for example: (.Y.) "look kevin! boobies! ^__^") and...yea.
"OMGAWWWWWWWW~~~ ROOSHEH ROCKS!!!!! O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yoo gao to jell bed boi!!"
"everybody loves roosheh =)"
"SEX" *GIGGLE*

banana pirate 

a person who is asian on the outside and white inside who like to ride boats.
have you seen diana? she is SUCH a banana pirate
banana pirate by Elf December 29, 2004

electrical banana 

the process of shoving a pealed banana into a wall socket and somehow getting electrified
electrical banana by me3 November 26, 2003
Well, a banana is a fruit. It is yellow, and edible. Obviously. They rule and can be used to get out of situations.
John- What did you do that for?
You- BANANAS! *runs off*


'Hey Harriet, would you like a banana? They taste lovely!'
banana by Amy Buckland June 27, 2005

Banana-Body

Banana-Body (noun): The apex of feminine beauty and voluptuousness immediately before becoming overweight due to marriage. The term is derived from the banana, which is at the apex of sweetness immediately before it rots.
1. "Marianna's got a total Banana-Body. I'd love to hit that before the wedding next weekend."

2. "Bro, why would you marry her? She has a total Banana-Body!"
Banana-Body by Bee-Body July 18, 2014

banana jacked 

To have ones shirt cut off by ones own pocket knife by a person with a banana in their shirt.
She banana jacked me again.
banana jacked by OneHotBlondGirl August 22, 2017