One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

by Silverray76 December 3, 2022

Asshole Couple

Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.

Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!

They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple

by Knert August 9, 2016

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 6, 2022

Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.

Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).

My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!

by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025