slept with a wet fish

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.

When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!

by E-go-go January 30, 2009

walking wet one

A girl who is as horny as it gets walking right by you and you can just see how wet she is.

"man look at that walking wet one"Charlie said.
" Dude sara is always a walking wet one" David said.

by DMMayer October 18, 2006

wet noodle slap

When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.

She felt like a snack, so he gave her a wet noodle slap

by Naminggame January 20, 2014

gyneocologist wet dream

slag, easy entry for a gyneocologist, a total slaggy biatch whore.

why dont you go n shag sum1 else? u gyneocologist wet dream!

by Danny Porteous September 14, 2006

Wichita Wet One

The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.

We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.

by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008

Wet Phoenix

After you finish doing a girl from behind, make sure you have plenty of Vodka in your mouth and in stead of spitting on her back you shoot flames on to your woman, and thus have a wet phoenix. Thus encrusting the semen to the skin as a permanent marker of your triumph. Of science.

I totally wet phoenix-ed your mom last night!

by Glory phoenix March 7, 2010

Wet Tissue

When a person (ultimately gender doesn't matter for both parties) blows their nose into the other persons vagina or asshole for the pleasure of the recipient.

Guy 1: I totally gave her a Wet Tissue last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her

by 1$97fj+ November 26, 2013