by Jay83 September 04, 2015
A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018
When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 02, 2024
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 08, 2010
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