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Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022
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Chicken Turd

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!
by LArryE June 30, 2021
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bubbles turd

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.
by lump of turd November 6, 2022
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 1, 2024
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Turd

The word turd can be used as a two things

It basically means poop lol
You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd

Or
I just took a turd
by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020
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Turd

Acronym for Transgender Unambiguous Radical Dolls.
The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.
by JaneDie2021 January 21, 2021
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turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.
The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.
by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017
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