turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit
"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"
by Jay83 September 04, 2015
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018
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turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 02, 2024
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Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 08, 2010
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Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.
Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd
by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022
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Sneaky Turd

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water
damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd
by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021
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