sock turd

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.

i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.

by nobody else here June 11, 2017

Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.

Jimmy is such a turd clapper in class.

by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).

Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.

by UnicornDeathTrap September 8, 2015

biff turd

when you pull out from anal sex then she has a shit.

then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.

yeah she dirty as they come.... she likes biff turds....

by AJ5900 July 9, 2017

Turd Nugget

A child or young adult who has little to no respect for their elders. Who decieves an adult in order achieve getting his or her own way. To draw attention to ones self with the intent of taking any attention off of someone else while they are currently engaged in conversation or activity or otherwise occupied by something, or someone, other than the attention seeker. or to draw attention to themselves.

The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’

-REFERENCE-
(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).

Woman- My best friend leant me some money recently, but she asked me for a favor instead of having me pay her back, even though she knows that I can’t stand being being around children.

But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .

I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.

by YesorNo?AreYouInsatiable? December 28, 2020