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The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.
I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!
by Little Buford February 13, 2024
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Josh

Josh - a desirable human being, a god amongst men! His huge length attracts all that stand near.

Dominant and dangerous, prides himself on having a larger penis than Tom, Tom just thinks he has a big penis.
Yo is that Josh or is that Zeus I can’t tell.
by JoshtheGod November 23, 2021
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Josh

Josh's are amazing people who always lookout for the best in you. They are hard-working and make you laugh. Their best feature is their hair and their laugh surely will get you to be friends with them. They are the leaders of the classroom or the office and probably the Teacher's pet. Josh's are the people who stick by you when no one else does. Josh's are amazing people and if you have one for a friend you better not let him down.
Girl 1: He's Hot

Girl 2: He's Dreamy

Girl 3: He's Josh

Boy 1: He's weird
by Pigmaster07 March 26, 2021
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Josh

a huge dick with a smaller penis that looks like a soggy shrimp
Harold wrote this definition as a gift for Christmas, Josh. Not Colin
by Colin Cui January 1, 2019
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Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.
Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!
by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023
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Josh macer

Another word for sussy bahcka
He is such a Josh macer
by Alexanderpurcell04 January 25, 2022
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Josh

A very fat man who shags so many boys he’s almost shagged as many as he’s eaten food
Josh is a sussy baka
by JOSH IS A MASSIVE FATTY May 15, 2021
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