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Cut Your Meat

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."
by baddabel June 10, 2018
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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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Cut Off

When a baseball player prevents the ball in play from rolling/bouncing to the wall
The ball has been cut off by the center fielder and the runner holds himself at second base
by Evanafex May 20, 2022
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I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
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The Fun Park/ Directors Cut

A Gore Mixtape, Showing The Worst Of The Worst. One of the clips show a man being tied up, and his throat being sliced. Another being a little kid watching his father and mother being killed.
"Do you have The Fun Park/ Directors Cut?"
"tf no your disgusting"
by BruvIsCool June 27, 2022
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cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.
Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.
by Caliado October 21, 2015
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cut

I was so cut last Tuesday, I smoked 5 grams of weed.
by laskndvie November 24, 2011
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