Jo on the Town

A vigorous flicking of the wrist during masturbation.

Hi Matt, what did you do last night?
Mate, broke my wrist yesterday, no Jo on the Town for me this week!

by MAFFUeuph December 11, 2012

Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

whitehead town

Whitehead is a small coastal town that clad to be the centre of the universe.
It is known for drugs,finger banging at the white rocks and also it has no streets
Has the misfortune of being only 11 miles from larne

Used to be famous for the "bentra bar" where European hedge diver champion Paul Wilson used to ply his trade after 10 pints

.......whitehead town.......

by Cg October 9, 2013

Town of George

Town of George (n): an electronic town within a town, a commerce community exclusively for Georgetown student sellers and buyers.

Town of George (ToG) (v): to "pin" or "post it" an item or good on a virtual shopping cart/bulletin board.

"Have you visited Town of George? It's an amazing, safe marketplace where Georgetown student sellers and buyers can convene!"

"Town of George" is the "next Craigslist."

"Did you ToG this item yet? It belongs on a bulletin board because it is so rad."

by Founders of Town of George March 12, 2012

Pho Town

Slang for one of America's dirtiest cities- Phoneix, AZ. People from Phoenix that move out of state tend to socialize strictly with other people from Phoenix, forming what is commonly referred to as "The Pho-Town Crew." Some deem the Pho-town crew as an epidemic as they have little personal identity, often wishing they were from a cooler place such as Southern California or Colorado.

Yo, I hear Ilan and Steve are ringleaders for the Pho Town Crew based in Tucson.

by CharlesSnarles June 12, 2012

Pho Town Crew

People from Phoenix that move out of state tend to socialize strictly with other people from Phoenix, forming what is commonly referred to as "The Pho Town Crew." Some deem the Pho Town Crew as an epidemic as they have little personal identity, often wishing they were from a cooler place such as Southern California or Colorado. Members of the Pho Town Crew date exclusively within the crew; the males tend to swap girlfriends with alarming frequency. The Pho Town Crew travels everywhere together, especially at night when going out to bars or house parties. If one member of the Crew is invited to a party, typically 20 or more fellow members of the Pho Town Crew will show as well. While completely harmless, the Pho Town Crew can appear intimidating to from an outside point of view. Secretly, the Pho Town Crew is plagued with internal gossip and slandering due to the lack of fresh faces within the group.

Ah shit, here comes the Pho Town Crew. Who invited them?

by tinydancer69 June 12, 2012

flow town

A state of pure motion in which one’s sense of time, place and even self melt away 2. Bliss

Out kayaking today, everything felt perfect. I was living in flow town.

by mooselegs January 11, 2012