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Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Short Peoplemug.

The people who hold society together

Nonono Vic. Don't exalt fucking these fucks.

Hym "A woman collapsed at the gas station a whole back and one of the customers runs to me and tells me what happened. I'm behind the counter. 3 other employees are in the aisle between me and the woman. I get on the mic and tell them what happened and this guy's response is 'ok... What do you want me to do about it.' And then he shrugs and resumes the task he was performing. So, I'm like 'Someone go check on her!' The 2 other guys go over there and tell me that she collapsed busted her face and is bleeding everywhere. So I ask if they need me to call and ambulance and the first guy, WITHOUT ASKING THE WOMAN, says 'No.' One of the other guys says he's got an ambulance on the way. The first guy proceeds to tell me (in reference to the woman who collapsed) how people are melodramatic. Which I rejected and said 'I doubt she was being melodramatic. She got aggressive with the EMTs. Which is a sign of concussion.' Which he was skeptical about.
THIS SAME GUY screamed at someone who had just been assaulted in the parking lot because 'he had been harassing the female cashiers' apparently. Where did all of his concern for women safety go? It didn't exist in the first place. Between the retard molester and the guy who thinks 'there are too many niggers in Souix City Iowa' and the people harassing me and these fucking pundit assholes, ✌️✊️✌️the people who hold society together✌️✊️✌️ are absolute fucking garbage. My co workers just tried to set me up to sell tobacco to someone underage. Don't fucking exalt these people. These people are shit. If you were homeless and freezing outside of the store in the middle of winter the most you would get from them is told to leave. So, take that into consideration before you start accusing me of being a bad person. And on that note, I'll leave you with a joke: What do you think is the difference between getting raped on a train full of people vs getting raped on a train full of mannequins? The mannequins don't record it."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
mugGet the The people who hold society togethermug.

old people homes

A death trap to everyone in it. they live there to die and there nothing to gain and everything to lose all they want is money. Also they use the dead old people in there food. So if you ever go into an old people home be carful and stay in the living room so you don't die
grandpa is gonna die in that old people homes
by innit bruv 69420 December 15, 2021
mugGet the old people homesmug.

barracks people

The civilians placed in charge of a barracks, or "bachelor enlisted quarters". Notorious for their far-reaching demands and authority, they are often avoided at all costs.
"The barracks people burst into my room again and told me I need to empty my trash."

Jon took note of the new loudspeaker/siren horn strobe combo fire alarm that had been installed in his room, free of charge. He also took note of the large pile of crumbled drywall shavings left on the floor below it. He briefly pondered whether or not this kind of shit happens in North Korean internment camps before just taking it because he has no other choice.

"What the hell? What's this paper on my desk?" SEE BARRACKS MANAGER ASAP. "My trash can isn't even half full!"
by a55hor53 May 12, 2014
mugGet the barracks peoplemug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
mugGet the <Sentence>Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Would You Interpersonally Communicate And Not Know How To Get Out Of People's Live<Sentence>mug.
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any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning

grammatical errors
-doesn’t put apostrophes, if they do, they will use ‘’
-does not censor profane words
-an every consonant, the same thing goes to a and vowels
-uses “a” when that word is a plural noun
any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning
by RandomGuy_5543 February 16, 2024
mugGet the any people who capitalizes letters every word beginningmug.

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