Arendelle Air

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at Arendelle Air. I despaired when I saw a DC-8-63 arrive into the gate. They only used the front doors for boarding and it took ages for everyone to board. I booked a window seat, only for the window to be blank because they couldn’t be bothered to replace it. When I arrived at my hotel room in the iconic city from frozen, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now arendelle refuse to compensate me for it, those assholes.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 24, 2025

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Get the Arendelle Airmug.

Air conditioning

Some people can't afford to keep it running 24/7.... Which is why I'm glad the electric company let's you rack up like $700 in debt before they shut your power off because neither can I! Hahaha!

Hym "Air conditioning is expensive apparently... I wouldn't know because I never check... I just wait them to shut it off and pay that 60% lump some baby."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

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Get the Air conditioningmug.

Hot Air Balloon

The hot air balloon is when you fart in someone’s mouth, they swallow said fart, and then due to the laws of physics that hot air rises, one must do a handstand in order for the fart that has been digested to make an expedited movement to the recipients colon. At this point it may be ejected forcefully onto or into the other partner, or into the room.

Trevor told me he did the hot air balloon with his girl last night.

by sherwinre November 9, 2019

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