Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022

Taylor

Taylor is an AMAZING friend to all that know him he is cute and funny and can make your day go from terrible to perfect in just one smile. He is the most perfect person to ever walk the earth he has blonde hair and blue eyes he plays soccer and is the goalie he is very smart .

💕If you have a Taylor never let him go or you will regret it forever!💕

Madison-Hey Gigi can I tell you a secret?

Gigi-Sure what is it?
Madison-I like Taylor

by Boy crazy girl who loves coffe September 23, 2025

taylor swift

mid blonde auntie who fell off... but still would lowk 👅💦

taylor swift fell off
what happened to the taylor i used to love?
stop making cringe songs ur 35
mature up instead of gaslighting white women

by daddy bright October 5, 2025

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene was so named in honor of her mentor Donald Von Shitsinpantz, after she resigned from Congress.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.

by LaughingAloud November 23, 2025

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene was so named in honor of her mentor Donald Von Shitsinpantz, after she resigned from Congress.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.

by LaughingAloud November 24, 2025

Ariana Taylor

Big booty , pretty face ahh queen who’s engaged to MMA fighter Amarius Taylor , do not play with Ariana Taylor or her name because her Fiancé don’t play dat shhhh.

I love Ariana Taylor

by Xo your daddy Xo November 25, 2025

Taylor’s Chief

A person who claims to be a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs (NFL team), but in reality is a bandwagon-hopper who only started following the Chiefs due to Travis Kelce’s relationship with Taylor Swift. They are not really a football fan, and they should always be called out for trying to pose as one for attention.

The name is based on the “Taylor’s Version” naming convention created by Taylor Swift used for some of her songs.

Person 1: Omg, the Chiefs are eliminated from the playoffs, I’m so mad!
Person 2: You’re a Taylor’s Chief. You’re not really a football fan.

by WarWillKill December 15, 2025