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social retard

A person who is past 17 years of age and is still virgin
If you are Steve carrell in the movie the 40 year old virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America?
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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Social Vidiot

Social media influencers. Especially those that call themselves influencers, or those that try to obtain free goods/services by offering to influence potential buyers.
Social media influncers are nothing more than a bunch of social vidiots!
by KSparx July 27, 2024
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Social fiend

A person who has a constant need of acknowledgement when at a function or through social media
Emily was being a social fiend at your birthday dinner earlier
by Red rondo 1 June 12, 2018
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Social distancing

Staying six feet apart to stop the spread of an illness.
Please use social distancing while inside the 99 cents store.
by LeontiosM. June 30, 2020
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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
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Social media house

The social media house is a household with social media stars
Hey, isn't that the guy from the social media house
by English goose September 11, 2020
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Social Mediation

Social Mediation (verb) or the act of social mediating is using social media to an unhealthy degree of ignoring all other application notification.
The radiologist needs to get a heavy dose of radiation in visible spectrum before sleeping through the ritual of social Mediation before bed
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