sam

sam i s a idiot and he probably has the name rqvn or reviens, because he sucks cock, he is such a idiot and i hate him so much shut up sam stop boosting your ego with these deinitions on urban dictionary, shut hte fuck up samuel.

bro 1: bro sam is such a fucking weirdo
bro 2: yeah and cole is sexy

by c9ole September 16, 2022

sam

a legendary cunt who is rlly rlly good at rugby and it not fat at all

i would totaly slay a sam

by ralphmcgillan2009 September 19, 2022

Sam Correy

A man with cosmic sized balls. Absolutely massive

That guy is bold. He has some Sam Correy’s on him

by Duddy6969 September 23, 2022

Sam

A legend. A god. Probably has the biggest pp.

All hail Sam

by eggsandwhich September 27, 2022

Sam the doge

The most superior, perfect, and amazing doge.

Brian: “Dang, Thant’s is that Sam the doge??”

Arron: “yessirrrr, that’s Sam the doge!”

by Theoneandonlybrian October 4, 2022

Sam

This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too

Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"

by Shret October 7, 2022

SAM

An acronym for "Self Appointed Moderator"
Typically a long-term or frequent user (community member ) found in comment sections and platforms like Reddit or Imgur, who lurks with the intention of downvoting and posting vitriolic comments to vent and control unwelcome posts. Ironically, often with venomous crafted text or graphics that explain how much they "don't care" about the post the comment is directed towards. SAMS are often trolls who intend to create an echo chamber within the forum they frequent.

I posted a comment on the news story and was attacked by a SAM for expressing a different opinion.

by Trustedcode October 7, 2022