three one rule

a rule that states that guys can date 3 grades up and 1 grade down during high school. anything lower and he would be considered pedo-ish.

Senior: Hey, whose that girl you were talking to a little while ago?
Junior: Shes a sophomore.
Senior: Crap! three one rule.

by John Slate May 2, 2009

from behind rule

The rule which invariably can be applied to any hot looking female walking away from you whilst you are driving or are passenger in a car or bus. The car passes the female only to find she is repugnant in appearance from the front.

The way, she walked away gave gerald an almost instant semi. Although on closer inspection from the front she resembled the hunchback of notre dame. "Errrr...From Behind Rule" Gerald muttered

An adaptation of BOBFOC Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

The "From behind Rule" can also be applied to Sarah Jessica Parker

by BenLOFM December 15, 2008

Half-Way Rule

When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.

"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule

by AgentPtheBA April 2, 2013

coffee table rules

When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.

"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."

by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014

Seven Day Rule

Once an episode has aired on TV for the first time, there is a 7 day common courtesy cool down period or moratorium on spoilers and plot lines. After this period the episode can be freely discussed.

Big budget television shows usually première one a week, or every 7 seven days.

Even though Game of Thrones aired yesterday, remember the seven day rule, no spoilers!

by MrKwagga April 12, 2015

Rule 34-S

A clarification of Rule 34:
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."

(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)

In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.

Me: "Has anyone done porn of Maximus and Sven getting it on?"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"

by Egtverchi August 8, 2016

50 foot rule

''The 50 foot'' rule pertains to the distance a male is from a female before he can make an accurate assessment of her appearance. If she is seen from beyond "50 feet" then she is too far away for him to judge clearly if she is worth pursuing.

Male 1. "Man did you check out that girl? She was killer!" Male 2. "No man, did you use the 50 foot rule? No! Well then, you don't if she was banging or leading the cougar line. Don't waste your time."

by partyviking June 29, 2013