by Hannibal Lector42 May 14, 2011
Get the The Michael Cera Rule mug.When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.
"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."
by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014
Get the coffee table rules mug.When waiting for the bus driver in the morning to get to college. Always late? Use the 25 past rule. 25 past the hour? GO HOME! :)
by Lowiee January 11, 2010
Get the 25 Past Rule mug.Leaving 2 empty seats open that separate yourself and a stranger upon choosing your seat in a movie theater.
by nevo17209 January 19, 2010
Get the 2 Seat Rule mug.a rule that states that guys can date 3 grades up and 1 grade down during high school. anything lower and he would be considered pedo-ish.
Senior: Hey, whose that girl you were talking to a little while ago?
Junior: Shes a sophomore.
Senior: Crap! three one rule.
Junior: Shes a sophomore.
Senior: Crap! three one rule.
by John Slate May 2, 2009
Get the three one rule mug.When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
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by AgentPtheBA April 2, 2013
Get the Half-Way Rule mug.Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.
He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.
by JenAJay November 20, 2010
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