Pull a Shaun

To give away the ending of something.

Guy 1: Hey, they all die in the end
Guy 2: Aww man, don't pull a Shaun.

by Sheshman February 20, 2011

pulling a mason

When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.

Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"

by premiumwieners69 May 18, 2008

pull a connor

to film your dad while he performs the sexual act of rubbing his (preferably bald) head all up in a large woman's buttcrack. most often followed by dressing as a horse and cavorting around all nude like, in a very faggish manner. and having buttsex.

Last night i decided to pull a connor and now I'm on my way to the nearest structure tall enough to put an end to my misery.

by the platypus man January 3, 2010

pull off

1) (sex): to wanka man so that he ejaculates (alternatives: jerk off, jack off)
2) (soccer): to substitute a player, i.e remove him from the game.
Warning: Be very careful not to confuse the two. (See example.)

The new teenage arrival at Man United was discussing terms with his agent, and was impressed. Agent: Look lad, you'll only earn about 30 grand the first year. Kid: 30 grand? brilliant! At Rochdale, I only got a couple of quid a week! Agent: And they'll be starting you off with just a basic Mercedes. Kid: Mercedes? Brilliant! At Rochdale, I had to get the bus! Agent: And you'll have to accept last pick of the groupies. Kid: Groupies? Brilliant! At Rochdale, I had to sleep with my sister! Agent: Oh, and for the first few games, Sir Alex may want to pull you off at half time. Kid: Pull me off? Fantastic! At Rochdale, we only got a slice of orange and a cup of tea! ......

by kofi May 14, 2003

Pulled an Abhi

When another person does not understand a joke and you have to explain it to them. Making the joke not funny anymore.

Me: *tells a joke*
Person: huh wdym
Me: bruh u just pulled an Abhi

by Abhi hater May 25, 2021

Pulling a Leo

Using an obscenity at an inappropriate time. Generally makes one look classless and lacking in proper etiquette.

Setting: The 83rd Annual Academy Awards

Melissa Leo, upon receiving the Oscar: "When I watched Kate
two years ago it looked so f***ing easy!"

James Franco/Anne Hathaway: Thank you Melissa for Pulling a Leo. Just one more thing to make this night a disaster.

by medicalert March 15, 2011

Pulled a Brian

The act of saying something at the wrong time. Criticizing someone when they are right behind you, using inappropriate language around people of importance, or making just plain stupid comments around the wrong people.

"Nice one. You just pulled a Brian."

For instance:

"That math test was a bitch!" - in front of the principal's office at your private high school

"This school is NOT the shit" - while passing the head of administration at your private high school

"HEY REF! GET OFF YOUR KNEES YOU ARE BLOWING THE GAME" - yelled in a quiet gym during a basketball game at your private high school...while sitting right behind a teacher

"Who the heck made up that rule? that is the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard in my life" - when the maker of the rule (part of administration) is sitting right in front of you

by Brian Conlan July 28, 2008