Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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The Wendy Cut

Tailoring your top to fit comfortably around neck. Mainly with unisex tshirt style shirts. Cut is made with scissors exposing collarbone.
She felt trapped in her shirt, so tight around neck and felt as if could not breathe, she picked up a pair of scissors and quickly made the wendy cut .
by Belikeyou December 5, 2016
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Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.
Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️
by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
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commie cut

Side parting half-long hair style, resembling to East-European fashion trends in the 1970s and 1980s. Cut on purpose of retro ambitions or by inability of the barber in charge.
"What happened to your hair?! It looks so weird!" - "Why weird? Yesterday I went to the barber and asked for something different - and he cut this funky commie cut."
by toko March 17, 2008
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fresh cut of the day

when you get roasted by a person so badly you deserve a good necking or five star to the neck
yo that kid nick got the fresh cut of the day today!
by coolestsophomorealive1234 December 15, 2016
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Summer cut

A very short haircut over the summer.
“Dude! What happened to your hair??”
“It’s a summer cut. Old English sheepdogs do it every year.“
“Man, you don’t know about sheepdogs.”
“You don’t know about summer cuts!”
by Prometheus52 December 30, 2019
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Cut Up

A term used to describe inappropriate behavior.
If you cut up in school again, I'm taking your iPhone and Xbox away for a month!!!
by TommyNoleBuc September 15, 2022
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