Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

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berry mad

A red headed person who is continually mad and angry at everybody in proximity

Why is that guy always berry mad

by thank4help March 31, 2015

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A horribly handsome fella, with extreamly large nuts. He is pretty much always on top of the leaderboard, and is mostly the alpha around his peasants. He always no matter what, has a immense amount of rizz. His pockets are full of rizz and he has unmatchable game when it comes to picking up chicks.

Brian: "Yo did you see Mads?"
Stephanie: "Yeah he is so fucking sexy"
Brian: "I'm straight and I fully agree"

by Laní August 17, 2022

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Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

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mad pubious

also see Pubious; adj; Describes something that is great, awesome, rad, excellent; also, describes the red hairs commonly found on high quality marijuana;

"Last night was mad pubious."; "That chronic is pubious... mad pubious!"

by Geoffrey L. March 7, 2008

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Mad

When something really sussy or baka sussy comes up and you and your friends say mad, that means that it is cool and weird at the same time but homiesexual

*Shows picture of gay nugget porn*
"Bro thats mad"

by Mathiass123 December 25, 2021

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