Flat Meat

n. road kill that's been run over so many times, it's extremely flat.

China King sells Flat Meat instead of real food.

by Samira Williams January 23, 2009

meat dog

very big, large

man that is one meat dog car

by rikod4 March 17, 2009

Meat Sprocket

Cyberpunk slang for vagina. This stems from the fact that a Sprocket is a cybernetic vagina.

That joygrrl's meat sprocket was worn out roast beef.

by Johnny2085 October 30, 2008

meat spray

To spam a page, forum, blog etc. with gore when trolling that page, forum, blog etc.

Fuck these cunts constantly deleting posts. I think it's time for a meat spray.

by capers March 29, 2013

meat spear

Euphemism for penis (similar to 'pork sword').

Yo bitch, I'm gonna pierce you with my molten 16 inch meat spear.

by Jimmy Savile's Ghost December 16, 2013

meat blunt

when you smoke a dick

Janelle is such a hoe that after school she went behind the bleachers and sucked some meat blunt.

by Melanie500 October 26, 2016

meat rider

someone that has few friends and does anything the “popular group” tells them to do. if a popular person doesn’t like someone the meat rider won’t like them either

she is such a meat rider. she is meatriding her hard #biggestmeatrider

by covergirl676 December 15, 2019