Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!

"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...

by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020

justice justin bieber

One of the best albums Justin Bieber has put out to date, hard to say knowing he has albums like Believe, Journals, & of course, Purpose. But the 16 track album featuring audio from Dr Martin Luther King’s most famous speeches about justice & inequality, definitely is up there as one of Bieber’s greatest hits. It has amazing features from the Kid LaRoi, Lil Uzi Vert, Daniel Caesar, GIVEON, & more. The album features smash singles such as Holy, Lonely, Anyone, & PEACHES. Peaches is so fire. Anyways yeah jb is the prince of pop. The GOAT of my lifetime.

anyone: what’s you’re favorite album.?

Me: Justice Justin Bieber

by tydabelieber April 12, 2021

42 Justin

The mutha fucka that gotta way

Oh shit there’s 42

42 justin got away

by 42 Justin May 16, 2021

42 justin

A MuhFukka that almost caught 42 years.

“I heard they call him 42 Justin cuz he almost caught 42”
“Oh Shit! There’s 42”

by 42 Justin May 16, 2021

Crazy Justin

Crazy justin done threatened to do that

Crazy justin is trying to stab you.

by macyjo October 31, 2021

Respectfully justin

A Narcissistic instagram persona created by an insecure little man child who has coined the phrase #respectfully which he uses after disrespectful statements. Justin is said to suffer from micro penis, has a napoleon complex, colors in his beard, and has a classic tape line that does way back. He lives off of negativity and would cease to exist if these damn hoes would stop clout chasing in his comments.

#Respectfully

Degenerate: Hey do you know my friend respectfully justin with a lowercase j?

Functional Adult: I've heard that loser left his mom's house at 30!

#Respectfully
Being Defined

by Respectfully Toast November 23, 2021

Ray Justin

Ray Justin is flawless, he has 2 Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear his hair in insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials in Japan. His favorite movie is Mean Girls. One time he met Kesha on a plane and she told him he was pretty.

Ray Justin is one of the cutest, most handsome men ever. His penis is quite large too.

by AddRyan D November 23, 2021