A complex, painful, and pointless task assigned by a superior purely for his own self-aggrandizement in front of his superiors. Best responded to by a subtle act of malicious obedience that results in the superior's embarrassment, thus becoming a true Milwaukee slaw job.
"I'm going to be here all weekend on this, but when my boss tries to present this, this slaw job's on him because he doesn't understand the kind of math I'm using."
by downtrodden peon March 28, 2010
Get the Slaw jobmug. The artful act of getting a hand job over a frying pan with it at a simmer, so that the person ejaculates on the pan and cook it (eating optional).
Hey Becky if we wake up early enough you can give me a pan job in the morning before my parents wake up.
by LeChode February 3, 2015
Get the Pan Jobmug. by civ00 October 30, 2013
Get the snorkel jobmug. When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
by jmdnjadsfeokfldfkjgkuytrieutgk July 28, 2011
Get the Tent Jobmug. The act in which an individual performs the goat, followed by another subsequently licking his displayed penis and testicles.
Jason had a strange fetish for giving other men yang jobs; it also helped pay his way through college.
by Crazy WC September 4, 2006
Get the Yang Jobmug. The act of receiving/giving an outside/inside of the pants hand job whist mid-dance. Usually preformed in the later hours of a long night of clubbing. The act is most often unsolicited and spontaneous.
Friend: What the hell was that girl in the hookers uniform doing to you with her hands?
Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.
Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.
by Slut-tastic December 30, 2009
Get the Dance Jobmug. When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.
Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.
by RaeAnne313 February 21, 2018
Get the Retainer jobmug.