jake

Jake, big eyes and looks sort of like a lizard almost every girl has liked him at one point. He seems like a fuck boy and he kind of is but when you see his true colours you see that his life is depressing. don’t date a jake cause he’ll cheat. Apparently he’s hot aswell
girl 1: jake is SO hot
girl 2:girl we’ve been knew
by gosssssipgirl September 23, 2018
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Absolute G, fun lad and such a sick guy! Has and amazing girl and anybody would do anything to spend time with him. Very athletic and got those amazing friends
Is that girl taken?
Nah shes jakes!
by Jaksjdjdjsms July 07, 2019
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That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth
Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth
by Henry kid November 29, 2021
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A hippie, bi, guru, cunt
Wow, isn’t he such a Jake!
by JG2004 February 27, 2020
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Jake Is Faster Than Usain Bolt He Is Pure Black He Has A GIGANTIC DICK and is very single he also needs subscribers so sub to VerbalAssassinVEVO And add him on sc SkrrtBoiJake verbalassass1n
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A Cunt with no friends, no life, and no cock. He is jealous of guys with GF's and he tries to ruin them but he is too retarded. His brains spill out of his fucking ears when he laughs like a fucking maniac. He is a shit talker even though the only shit around is the vomit coming out of his fucking mouth.
Jake sucks dick, and I caught hi wanking
by fkajfklas;fjklas;fjal;skf November 04, 2016
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Jake is my bias <3
by Jakemyfavoriteaussie September 11, 2021
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