Jake

A Jake is a cheating little short boy who especially likes girls named Molly, preferably girls with less morals

Dude Jake is such a simp

by MollyGriceLover66 November 21, 2021

Jake

Ultimate rice eater

Jake eats rice

by Joe_5965065 January 28, 2022

Jake

He lies about loving people like Mexicans /Americans cos he’s a lunchbox friend

Jake : I love u

Bill:fuck u gay boi

by Shit on a rug September 7, 2019

Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

Jake

A very gay man and ugly squirrel

*Watching the Grinch

Do you see the grinch he looks like A Jake

Yessir

by GrinchHater April 8, 2019

Jake

A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.

“That guy has great hair”
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”

by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021

Jake

A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.

"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"

by anonymous June 25, 2021