Jake Gottesman

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
by February 25, 2022
Get the Jake Gottesman mug.

jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
Get the jake tube mug.

whatever jake

Often used as In plural, signaling people that it does not matter whatever they’re saying is it relevant, The name Jake is used as format to show it’s not specifically towards them but towards the topic.
Did you know that 26.....
Yea yea whatever jake
by Jjaakkeeeee November 09, 2020
Get the whatever jake mug.

Jake tinta

A person who procrastinates and thinks they are top dog when truly a schmen
"your being a jake tinta again"
by Blondyy November 11, 2009
Get the Jake tinta mug.

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
by Unchangeable Bird December 20, 2017
Get the lumber jake mug.

Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean
Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!
by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023
Get the Jake Cuthbert mug.

Jake And Mae

Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.
Jake And Mae are both retarded!
by AshIeyRBX May 21, 2021
Get the Jake And Mae mug.