how was the bar rag from last night?
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning
by dr tool June 4, 2019

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Unisex Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Unisex Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Unisex Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Unisex Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

by Nuhdge December 6, 2016

Ah, yes. Her. That word always reminds you of that person you love, right? Hahaha… Well; if you’re any type of gender. We don’t judge here, as I know.
It’s almost everywhere! Right? On your mind, romantic books, I can’t even remember where it ISN’T there.
Well, as mostly, it’s described as a pronoun for a non-men person.
It’s almost everywhere! Right? On your mind, romantic books, I can’t even remember where it ISN’T there.
Well, as mostly, it’s described as a pronoun for a non-men person.
-Hey, Name are you thinking about her again?
-Her? No way! I wouldn’t think about her this time.
-Oh, c’mon. You tell me that all the time.
-That was only one time!!
-*Looking at him seriously*
-…Maybe not.
-Her? No way! I wouldn’t think about her this time.
-Oh, c’mon. You tell me that all the time.
-That was only one time!!
-*Looking at him seriously*
-…Maybe not.
by Steph_hi September 16, 2021

I saw her take 20mg earlier today, I think she's on a mission to help cook Thanksgiving dinner and add-her-all to the seasoning!
by GlazeHer November 23, 2023
