by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024
Get the Boot cut cootermug. When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020
Get the Cut to Commercial Breakmug. 1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.
2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.
2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.
g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!
by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022
Get the cut out the middle manmug. A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.
by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023
Get the Cut rate dickmug. People who act like crackheads , for cold cuts . Willing to stand in long deli line for an hour for a pound of ham .
Omg , look at all these cold cut crackheads on line . It’s so nice out and they Are waiting for ham .
by BigBuffarillaAss September 21, 2022
Get the Cold cut crackheadmug. 
