Residential Beer Goggles

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.

"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."

by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017

Accessory beer

Buying 1 beer at the bar and leaving it in your hand for the rest of the night because your super broke but don't want to be at the bar empty handed

Man I blew all my money first semester so I'm just gonna rock an accessory beer tonight

by Dax Thompson February 5, 2025

Porch Beers

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

Freddy Beer

That "friend" who constantly chats shit about everyone in the vc who cant come up with a funny or original jokes so just constantly repeat a joke that was slightly funny 6 months ago. nobody likes him, nobody wants him around, but for some reason he still shows up and pisses everyone off. If their is a girl he will have a bigger transformation than Michael Jacksons skin colour from the biggest dickhead to the biggest simp. in reality hes such a pathetic human being you'd almost feel bad for the lanky neek he is, until of course he calls you a gaylord.

friend 1: Hello Freddy Beer
Freddy Beer: Hey whassup GAYLORD HAHAHA Get OWNED LMAO XD gn
Everyone: who the fuck likes Freddy Beer

by SierraLima4206662169 May 27, 2020

Beer Titties

Breast the grow bigger due to the consumption of beer. This is a new phenomenon caused by the Removel of body fat by cosmetic surgery such as tummy tuck and 360’ mom make over. It is similar to Beerbelly but all the fat cells have been removed and only fat in the breast are left to swell and grow from use of alcoholic beverages.

Mary is growing big beer titties since she had her tummy tuck last year. All that beer she drinks no long goes to her butt or gutt, it goes directly to her titties

by Crusty@AV October 15, 2021

A Beer

Yeah, dawg totally. We can talk it out over a an ice-cold Bud Platinum. The BEST and ONLY beer refreshing enough for genocidal nanobot vampires who have been unfairly maligned by the entirety of society. You blamed a very specific type of man for all of the world's ills and... You're right! I'll murder you all!

Hym "Yeah, let's grab a beer. Looks like my 10ft green goblin soldier have made it from Argentina to whereever that new one just happened so I should be getting this nanobot Alucard body pretty soon here... I don't know if I'll be able to drink afterwards... You know what, it's fine I'll just simulate drunkenness. It's fine."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2024