fuck nook

The area in your home where you consistently find yourself having spontaneous sex. Typically a kitchen or dining area.

Jen and Shaun, yet again, found themselves naked in the kitchen fuck nook for some early morning fun.

by Twin flame JS May 19, 2020

fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.

"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.

by Mooderator September 4, 2007

smug as fuck

a sense of being overly pleased with of proud of oneself , or one's accomplishments more so than if you were to be just regular smug.

"she is smug as fuck sitting with her new crew right now"

by smugchick February 20, 2015

Good Fuck

A negative reaction towards something

james:"katy is a cannible!"

john: "Good Fuck!"

by Gonzo-Bean February 28, 2019

couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

Gateway Fuck

To have sex with a female for the sole purpose of having sex with her friend(s) in the future.

Guy 1:"Dude I totally railed Kim last week!"
Guy 2:"Why the fuck would you do that? She is a 4.5 maybe a 5 on a good day!"
Guy 1:"Yeah man but she was just a gateway fuck so I can slam with her sexy friend Olivia!"
Guy 2:"Man you are some kind of magical fuck wizard!"

by Travis S. Shammy M. August 30, 2013

half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.

by Mykropenys September 21, 2016