helicopter baby

when you are born the doctor takes you and ties your umbilical cord to the ceiling fan and you fly around for a while until the knot unties

when i was born i was a helicopter baby

by LordDova May 8, 2018

Ninja Baby

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.

Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby

by Huckleboy February 11, 2017

Baby Lit

When you're almost lit - phase between tipsy and extra lit.

Ronak is baby lit, just took his first two tequila shots of the night.

by returnofthenak February 16, 2017

closet baby

A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man

Damn, that nigga a closet baby.

by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017

baby homicide

Killing babies

"This baby homicide is crazy"

by homo homicide July 7, 2016

Food baby

We you eat so much you fell pregnant.

Thankgiving gave my whole family each a food baby.

by 💸HOLTSQUAD💸 May 29, 2016

baby cart

A woman's pussy

You got to love that baby cart

by stm cool May 14, 2016