apple-nemesis

Apple nemesis are friends from not so long time ago that have more or less equivalent apples, but also have oposing ideologies. They are therefore always fighting with each other.

“Last night I went to a party and my apple-nemesis came too, so we began fighting for our apples”

by Tudieh October 14, 2017

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

apple

a big red thing that confuses little people

apple

by red thing December 7, 2019

Apples

Another word for weed when u don’t want people to know what you’re talking abt

Friend 1: yo u got any apples

Friend 2: yea just ate 2 grams, want some

Let’s make a pipe out of an apple and smoke some apple

by Appleshlumped March 18, 2019

apple

a greedy company who sells over priced phones even though there the same every year

hey fuck apple

by axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwerfwt December 3, 2020

Apple peeler

A fruity slave that helps prepare food. (Generally used to refer to a homosexual)

Luis is an apple peeler!

by Animal P. February 15, 2018

Schrodingers Apple

When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed

Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple

by Iamgay light July 8, 2025