Adam Train

Adam Train (noun) – When the ride is long, powerful, and doesn’t stop until all stations have been thoroughly serviced.

“I hopped on the Adam Train and my thighs are still in recovery.” -Rae

by Adam long-John Smith August 13, 2025

Adam Sprague

A relatively short person who plays seige and goons to his 3d printer.

Yo man, i have an amazing friend named Adam Sprague

by sussy chucklenuts September 15, 2025

Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.

We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.

by mailman2504 September 29, 2025

Adam

Adam takes all your girls with his immaculate passion for rizzing. Any girl in a 5 mile radius will want to have him in their pants. You can see the huzz queuing outside his front door because they want to enjoy his baseball bat.

Adam is the huzz magnet

by muffuff October 6, 2025

ADAM ASS

Moody during the day but shines at night
A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite

Who am I?

adamsussyjuicyballsadamballsadamwhitesauceyes (adam ass).

by ADAM LOVER 10101010 November 4, 2025

Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.

Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.

by KingBoogat November 22, 2025