March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
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Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
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A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
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The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.
The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
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