The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.
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Shy
Always up for a good time
Little mysterious on the edges
Larger than your average ruler but smaller than the 109x
Shy
Always up for a good time
Little mysterious on the edges
Larger than your average ruler but smaller than the 109x
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