by Theoneandonlybrian October 4, 2022

Sam, a verb, is the most hurtful form of anal sex. The pain is so immesurable that it becomes pleasure. It occurs when the plough-engine is too big for the hole.
-damn boi I'd Sam her
by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.
by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

by ralphmcgillan2009 September 19, 2022

a boy or girl who happpens to have a big ass cock
by pee pee man August 10, 2019

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019

Une personne talentueuse, capable de faire tous les métiers du monde. Ne laissez pas sa calvitie vous détourner du vote qui pourrait le mettre à la position de président.
by Ketamix April 9, 2020
