douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice

sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy

by lukeboi November 24, 2006

Dollar Douche

A low life person not compared to a average douche. Whereas you can find a regular douche at high class establishments like K-Mart or Walmart, a dollar douche can only be found at a dollar store. This is the caliber of person who warrants a title even less than a regular douche.

"What do you think of Newt Gringrich?"

"He's only a dollar douche."

by wordinventorrocksawesomeness February 19, 2012

hispanic douche

Some bitch who leaves u after the best time of your life. The worst fucking douche bag of the douche species. He also rapes little girls in his free time.

Bruh I told her not too, but she really dated that Hispanic douche!

by Bitch buster March 04, 2019

douche kazzo

an idiot that talks to much smack...one who is a jackass

Tattoo GTO is a douche kazzo.
Man that guy at the bar talkin all that crap is a douche kazzo!

by Mike la Vaughn March 12, 2011

douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.

by Irie Zozobra July 20, 2015

Douche Giggle

What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2

OMG I feel like such a DOUCHE GIGGLE

by bl00m0nst3r January 18, 2009

game douche

a person who always mentions a better game when talking about games

I like forza" "well blur is better" "youre a game douche"

by awsoem-o June 08, 2011