ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019

Dad

A lover or a Favorite 🤔

Are you my Dad?

by Greasy leaf October 29, 2018

dad grilling

dad grilling

dad grilling

by reallystinky December 6, 2022

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.

Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.

by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025