Ugh this dude andrew fell asleep on me on one of our first dates... what an asshole! Should have known.
by Rosalie Collucci May 7, 2018

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test
hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!
by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025

That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.
They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
