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Person 1: What's the universe?
Person 2: Infinite nothingness
Person 1: Wow. Depressing
by some_dude_you_dont_know September 13, 2022
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PC University

PC University--The Institution of higher learning for the exquisitely sensitive. Every other room on this campus is a safe room!! No grades, no tests, no competitive athletics. Only attend class when it feels right! We are staunch advocates of "DIVERSITY", unless of course someone expresses an opinion/value that's inconsistent with ours--we don't tolerate haters or hate speech (any statement, direct or implied, that disagrees with our beliefs!). We have a very liberal student loan program--of course, you won't be expected to repay any loan! Our institution is tuition free, anyway!! After four years at PCU, you can be assured you'll be totally unprepared to live in the real world! Who will pay for all this, and support you after we've made you wholly incapable of living independently? Obviously a hateful question from a hater!!!
by Travelingmankc November 29, 2021
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University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.
Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.
by Freakstyler March 31, 2021
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phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024
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Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3
JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@
by amburned January 9, 2019
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Cutest person ever in the universe

Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible
by Forevergore November 19, 2022
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Universal religion

High treason
A elitist cult classic to Canada preforming b&e with the assistance of police in triangulation assault and battery and 1004 murders
Ever heard of Abraham Hicks and the universal religion?
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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