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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!
I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!
by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021
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Tik Turding

The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.
"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"
by Helopa September 18, 2021
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Turd

1) A common synonym for Trudeau or Trudeau supporters.
2) A person who cannot speak without including a lie or an insult.
3) A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
4) Can refer to a person who is distasteful or disgusting, usually of left-wing political ideology.
5) A particularly nasty pile of crap – defecation.
6) An individual or group of individuals who are afraid of truckers and/or protesters.
7) A particularly distasteful Liberal Prime Minister.
My god, the Turd is speaking in parliament today.
by Canadian Truth February 17, 2022
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Yellow Turd

You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.
"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."
by FWYBFWYBFWYB February 19, 2022
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Turd

You’re a turd.
by PooStanky February 19, 2022
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Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately
You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
by Safety Lane February 24, 2022
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