Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

ToEs MaD

ToEs MaD is an ongoing, increasingly popular phase among the youth. Not only that but it's also a group of people who come together to put their toes together and essentially 'toe fight'

Boy: Have you ever heard of that groupchat 'ToEs MaD'?

Girl: Yes, they represent all of us angry toe fighters.

by JamminPackin October 30, 2019

Mads

Mads is always happy, he will do anything for you. He is very loyal, and the best friend you could wish for. He is always ready to hangout and have a good time.

Mads is my best friend, he is always there for me.

by Elsa2021 January 25, 2022

Madding

When your boner is furiously angry.

I was in a pokemon battle with this fine looking female and I was madding because I was angry at her too

by awesomemax03 March 27, 2020

Mads

A mads is a person with many mental issues.

Mads: huaa huaa haaau mi ritard

by Bodilertilaber September 2, 2023

mads

literally one of the nicest and talented people like imagine not knowing her, and shes also like super funny </3

"hey you know mads?"
"yeah! shes my friend!"

by chwes lil bro December 31, 2021

Mads

Mads is an absolute mad man. He is a GOD. He fucks all the hot chicks and got the biggest dick there is. He is the most beautiful man alive and the smartest in the world. No one can compete with him.

Omg I saw Mads the other day and god damn he is hot!!!

by Lol2208 November 22, 2021