Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Dad Jokesmug. A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020
Get the California Dadmug. 
A fathers past life before they met their mother. Often consist of badass stories of him and his boys running 2 mans and early age shenanigans.
by Myba11s October 30, 2023
Get the dad luremug. “hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”
by Best gurl Eva July 19, 2019
Get the DADmug. Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021
Get the Your dadmug. by syndey12345 June 10, 2022
Get the ur dadmug.