What a non-straight person who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by Wordsdefined July 16, 2025
Get the Kentucky Straightmug. by Eltuno August 19, 2019
Get the Straightsmug. by anonymous February 4, 2024
Get the Straightmug. The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
by WERQ May 7, 2014
Get the Straight Seatmug. 1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 10, 2010
Get the straight hookmug. by Daffy08 December 16, 2022
Get the unforgivably straightmug. A person whose clothing size falls within the standard size range offered by most clothing stores. In the U.S., straight sizes typically range from 0 to 12, though some brands extend this to a size 16. Sizes 12 through 18 are sometimes considered mid-sized, while size 20 and above is generally considered plus-sized. These ranges my vary by brand and region.
As a plus-sized person, I can not shop for clothes in most stores. My straight sized sister has a smaller size than me. Most stores carry her size.
by CestBo November 5, 2024
Get the Straight sizedmug.