Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.
(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.
"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.
"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
"You got milk jugs?", I queried.
"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.
I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."
He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."
I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"
(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.
"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
"You got milk jugs?", I queried.
"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.
I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."
He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."
I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"
(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
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Your own manly dairy farm. When you take a swig out of a newly opened carton of milk and replace it by pumping it full of your own man cream. (No Expiration Date Needed)
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2. Santa was in for a surprise when Vickie poured a glass of spoiled milk with her freshly baked cookies.
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Silke milk can also be bought in cute little containers at the superet aka supermarket and they make a tik tik tik sound!!! Do not block the silk milk or else you will be fed crickets by the sun!!!
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Silke milk can also be bought in cute little containers at the superet aka supermarket and they make a tik tik tik sound!!! Do not block the silk milk or else you will be fed crickets by the sun!!!
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Damn! My elbow hurts from thinking of silk milk!
Omg look at that sexy heel she’s gotta be a Silk milk
Omg look at that sexy heel she’s gotta be a Silk milk
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