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Jake

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do
by i am a persn April 4, 2021
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Jake

A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.
Oh look it is Jake
by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021
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Jake Paul

noun
An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.

For an example, on Youtube, search "trigger warning jake paul"
Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.

"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a synonym of Cancer
Person 1: *wakes up in hospital*
Person 2: Yes, Doctor says you have a condition called Jake Paul
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Jake Paul

Person 1: *wakes up in hospital*
WOAH!! I think I have Jake Paul
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Jake The Natsee

Jake The Natsee (pronounced jake the nazi) is a popular PS account surfacing during 2020 this account was active in Rainbow Six Siege and won many 2v2s. unfortunately the name was reported to sony who moderated it
I 2v2d Jake The Natsee and lost now hes got my girls snapchat and hes gonna fuck her sad
by broaj April 12, 2021
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Jake Paul it

When you face fuck a woman and only last 30 or less seconds then proceed to never talk to her again.
Bro, Tommy totally Jake Paul it with Liza last night.
by Bro x3 April 13, 2021
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