When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
Get the theft of free will mug.Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
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Get the Free kick merchant mug.A relationship mindset or status where emotional freedom, honesty, and personal growth are prioritized over control, secrecy, or performative connection. A cage-free person avoids manipulative dynamics, emotional entrapment, or cycles of withdrawal and reattachment. They seek open-hearted, non-coercive intimacy rooted in mutual respect, self-awareness, and clear boundaries.
We’re not labeling it yet, but it’s cage-free—just two people being honest, curious, and kind without pressure.
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