giant horse cock

Why the FUCK did you look this up you FUCKING PSYCHO

No, seriously , we know you don’t mean a horse and a cock on a farm, why look up giant horse cock

by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023

Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.

Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."

by SaucyD July 23, 2016

Horse

Everyone knows what a horse is.

Brandon “What is a horse?”
Polish Encyclopedia “Everyone knows what a horse is.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

macrame horse

When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.

I love when my man and I create a macrame horse with our hot neighbor.

by twoshotannie March 1, 2025

Horse

Eshal.

Eshal is a horse.

by Slangtheday April 20, 2023

Horse Nae Nae

The best and coolest savage to ever live. He will never be defeated and will drop kick any avocados in his way. He is the annihilator of faces,the destroyer of worlds,the Horse in Horse Nae Nae.

The Horse Nae Nae is the most savage thing that has ever happened to this world.

by Horse Nae September 14, 2017